Wednesday, June 28, 2006

popup

Can anyone explain to me the continued existence of the pop-up advertisement? I can't think of a more effective way to discourage anyone from wanting my product than the pop-up ad. I can tolerate google's text-only border ads, and now that I've found Firefox's Flashblocker the number of ads that move, change color, and make noise on my desktop has diminished significantly. I recognize that advertisement is a necessary evil--the bills have to be paid somehow, and advertisers are willing to foot the bill for you so long as they can get something out of it too. Fine. But Haven't people figured out by now that absolutely no one is going to have a positive reaction to a pop-up ad?

Think about it--they get in the way. On some sites they actually block what you're trying to read and simply will not go away, even when you do click to close them. There are some that scroll down the page or slide out at random from corners. The pop-behind ad is just as bad--sometimes they are sensitive to your mouse clicks on the page in front and spin you into unending chains of garbage, one opening the moment you close another. Now AIM runs ads that spontaneously run video with sound, which occupies your network space and slows down your data transfer rate.

Who came up with this nuisance? And why? Did they honestly think it would be a good idea? Any legitimate company that resorts to pop-up advertisement is shooting itself in the foot--pop ups distinctly and invariably discourage consumers from wanting the product advertised. And anyone who hasn't been living in a cave since the 1990's has figured out how to spot the scam ads. If their effectiveness has been reduced to nil (or indeed, negative figures), what is perpetuating the existence of the pop-up ad?

On this line of thought, one is reminded of the controversy currently surrounding TiVo service. Consumers pay a considerable sum monthly for the ability to record shows and treat them like dvd videos, meaning they can fast forward through ads. Advertisers claim they have taken a blow in profits from this ('cos before TiVo, people apparently couldn't figure out how to change the channel, leave the room, or hit Mute) and have begun a huge, expensive campaign to undermine the viewer's clear message ("I don't want to watch ads")by going a step beyond product placement in television shows. Major companies are now paying tv producers to actively incorporate their product into the plot of the show. Now actors are not only holding the bag of Dorito's--they're talking about how much they like them, and using Dorito's brand seasoned tortilla chips to get into the heart of another character.

You know what this sounds like? Peer pressure. Advertisers are trying to convince viewers that they want their product by showing that all the really cool kids already have it. Y'know what? Anybody who falls for that sort of crap deserves the pile of artificially-scented plastic refuse they wind up with.

It just doesn't make sense. TiVo users PAY TO AVOID ADS, so advertisers make it so their crap can't be avoided. Meanwhile internet users and web developers spend heaps of money developing software to block popup and email advertisements, so advertisers spend even more money to circumvent adblocking software. It is a vicious and pointless cycle, as it means the average consumer becomes less and less likely to want products from or even respect companies that advertise to them in spite of their efforts to avoid just that. Consumers are literally being chased and hunted by advertisers these days. It is only a matter of time to see if the monster will be bested, or if it will feed.

4 comments:

Miss Dallas said...

I was just thinking this the other day. Does the pop-up advertiser think that in the millisecond I glance at their ad before I close the window, if they make enough flying pigs and flashy things that I might say, "Hey! I really do need to take out a mortgage on a house I can't afford through this lender, just because they put a dozen flying pigs in a pop-up window! That's totally credible!"

It's amazing that anyone still pays for those things... dumbasses

MattJ said...

They are also good vehicles for spyware which is in many cases their primary purpose. You'd be surprised at what companies will pay for click behaviour data.

If someone breaks into your house and places monitoring devices in your home and also reduces the efficiency of your appliances, that's illegal. The computing equivilent isn't. Go Figure.

Kristen said...

Wow, i just cleaned out my spam folder in my email account--now they're trying to sneak past spam filters by misspelling words such as "viagra" and "enhancement"--if i wasn't gonna click on it spelled correctly, what makes you think i'm gonna go for "vizagra"?

Good point Matt. I just wish we could trust the government to intervene on the behalf of the people and not fuck everything up. I have a feeling if today's government tried to regulate internet garbage we'd wind up with access only to Fox News and RepublicansLoveJesus.com.

PartyingMyPants said...

i don't know what you're talking about. i think they're extremely effective...especially the ones that lure you in with enticements like "WARNING: Computer Memory LOW. CLICK HERE FOR SYSTEM CLEAN-UP" or "You're the 1 Millionth Visitor. Collect Your Cash Prize Here."

I figure since they tricked me to get to their site, they MUST have some great products to sell.